Made with intention
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Custom CAD designs, developed and prototyped in-house.
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Platinum silicone, selected and formulated for the job.
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15 years in materials engineering, plus a Chemical Engineering PhD.
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Designed, made and shipped by one independent maker.
Production & ordering
UPDATE · AUGUST 31, 2026
Pre-orders are closed for September–October.
Please allow 1–2 months to fill orders, depending on your place in line.
The next planned reorder is Monday, November 2 at 12 PM EDT, if this batch goes smoothly.
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18+ only; a higher legal age may apply. Products are marketed for adult novelty use. Read product-specific instructions and warnings before purchase and use. Novelty labeling does not guarantee safety.
No discretionary change-of-mind returns. Applicable warranties and statutory rights, including required refunds, remain in effect.
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