Made with intention
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Custom CAD designs, developed and prototyped in-house.
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Platinum silicone, selected and formulated for the job.
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15 years in materials engineering, plus a Chemical Engineering PhD.
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Designed, made and shipped by one independent maker.
Production & ordering
UPDATE · NOV 2, 2026
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Pre-orders are closed for November-December.
Please allow 1–2 months to fill orders, depending on your place in line. This was a large order volume and it may bleed into 2.5 months. Please bear with me.
The next planned preorder should be in early January but it will be determined in December.
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No discretionary change-of-mind returns. Applicable warranties and statutory rights, including required refunds, remain in effect.
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